The free prize is the way smokers can pack cigarettes against the side of the package before they smoke them.
The free prize is the experience of service at the Ritz-Carlton, when what you paid for was a good night’s sleep.
The free prize is the change-counting machines at Commerce and Greenpoint Bank, when what you needed was a checking account.
The free prize is the way you girls feel after having a rough day of hair, nails, and of course, tanning.
The free prize is the way people stare at you while you’re cruising down Ocean Drive, in a Murcielago.
The free prize is the warm, fuzzy feeling you get inside after the first sip of your $5 Double Latte Mocha Frapa Guru Gilby.
The free prize is the way you get to blast your favorite song in the car, after downloading it or buying it.
The free prize is the way you and your friends feel at a club, drinking a $37.99 bottle of Grey Goose for $250.
The free prize is thinking you already lost weight, right after eating the first healthy meal for your new diet.
The free prize is how you appear when you put on a clean, crisp, freshly laundered shirt.
The free prize is the diesel thunk that the relays make when you turn on the Mark Levinson amplifier.
The free prize is the way you feel when you’re walking in the street, with your $1000 designer bag.
The free prize of living in NYC is getting to see all of the beautiful girls that miraculously afford to live in your building making $20,000 per year.
The free prize is the way your feet feel after putting on your UGG’s.
The free prize is how you get to pose in the mirror thinking you are on your way to being the next Arnold, after a gut wrenching 15 minute workout at the gym.
The free prize is the container that Method dish soap comes in.
Actually, the free prize inside is why we buy or use your product/service.
Now, give me my free prize!
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